Call to Order

Published: June 27, 2026

You can order online from just about any restaurant today. But when I order for pickup, I always call the restaurant. There are three benefits to ordering pickup over the phone instead of online:

  1. You talk to a human.
  2. Restaurants get to know their customers.
  3. It’s cheaper.

You talk to a human

A person on the phone doesn’t display pop-ups to subscribe to their newsletter, and they don’t ask if you want to talk to their AI chatbot. Sometimes I feel stressed to talk to a stranger on the phone, but it only gets easier the more you do it.

Restaurants get to know their customers

Websites don’t want to know you in a healthy way. I’ve never owned a restaurant, but I have to imagine it’s much nicer to hear from customers than see notifications come in for orders.

It’s cheaper

When you call a restaurant, you almost never need to pay the middleman markup of online ordering: you pay the same price as if you ordered from a table. Today from La Palma in Detroit, MI, “Chicken Loaded Shawarma Fries” are $17.99 when ordered over the phone. When you order online through DoorDash, they’re $24.99. That $7 difference is a 39% markup, and that’s before you tack on “service fees.”